I wish you is best of luck in your exams- free exam sms

SMS – 88
 A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer.
So,
There is no wonder that we (students) are speechless
during the viva in practicals..

SMS – 89
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

SMS – 90
The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

SMS – 91
 My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”

SMS – 95
 The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D

SMS – 96
 Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the
PRINCIPAL


SMS – 97
 Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

SMS – 98
 Four things boys do in the Examination Hall

. Counting # of Girls
. Flirting with lady superident
. Reading the brand name of their pen
. Thinking of study for at least next exams

Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall either they know or not

. Write
. Write
. Write
. And just Write...


SMS – 99
parents hav many
options 4 us like

Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging by Neck
Throwing 4 Building

But they choose
EDUCATION

SMS – 100
 The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
I Finished Studies. Did You?

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stress management and periodic exams

SMS – 81
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..

SMS – 82
 To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies".

SMS – 83
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

SMS – 84
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

SMS – 85
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

SMS – 86
 Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

SMS – 86
dis student was writing a grade 11 biology exam and there came a question that requires a student to draw a virgina, and dis gal couldnt remember the drawing of something she had.. so she decides to look under her panty and the lecturer said, mam are u cheating and she said no i am looking at my virgina and comparing it to the drawing i drew


SMS – 87
In Examinati0n hA|L
A Stdnt Written all The aNswer On hIs b0dy,
Examiner Caught Him
And aSkd
"Do u Think We Are Fo0Ler?"
Stdnt RpLd: No Sir..!
"I M SHORT TERM MEMORY LO0ZER"

SMS – 88
Great students like Us,work on the “principle of rockets”
It doesn’t mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire

SMS – 89
 Five things intelligent students do during exam preparation:
-sleeping
-messaging
-watching movies
-dream of touching books
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SMS - 71
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

SMS – 72
All I want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

SMS – 73
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

SMS – 74
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

SMS – 75
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

SMS – 76
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.


SMS – 77
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!


SMS – 78
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


SMS – 79
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p


SMS – 80
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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A thousand collection of exam SMS

SMS – 61
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

SMS – 62
Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me

SMS – 63
Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

SMS – 64
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

SMS – 65
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

SMS – 66
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

SMS – 67
Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

SMS – 68
 A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

SMS – 69
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(A) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(B) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(C) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(D) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(E) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

SMS – 70
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
 
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a penny the stupider

SMS - 60
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
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SMS – 51
Studying for finals....
the one thing you can't cheat on ^_^

SMS – 52
Grrr... studying hard for my finals.. talk to you later after my brain explodes :-)


SMS – 53
Both of the words home and work are four letter words...well so is poop, doing my CRAPPY homework:-(

SMS – 54
Studying for those things that they call "Finals" ... why do they call them finals when it really isn't the final test that you have to take...

SMS – 55
 I'm a Nervious RECK..Finals are in [XX] days Don't IM me..Don't talk to me..Don't call me..Till I have fully recovered from this horrific shock!

SMS – 56
 STOP
DROP
AND...
STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS

SMS – 57
 FINALS can’t you see I'm busy!
Leave no Messages until I get back...

SMS – 58
 Finally finals are finally almost over. FINALLY!

SMS – 59
When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that I am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how I am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my English book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.

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SMS - 41
 I could study for the test or study my boyfriends body i'm taking the body see you later

SMS - 42
 Studying for finals. I know its shocking! Save me, call me please!

SMS - 43
They say you should eat a candy bar before you take your finals to have enough energy... *I'm out buying a box of snickers!*

SMS - 44
Why do they call them finals? It's not like it is really the final test we are gonna take!!!!

SMS - 45
It's that time of year again...
the word we all dread...
FINALS =-O

SMS – 46
 SOL Time...:-(
Shit
Outta
Luck

SMS – 47
I could study for the test or study your boyfriends body i'm taking the body see you later

SMS – 48
What’s the point of studying for "finals" if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

SMS – 49
 Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn't fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn't work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!

SMS – 50
 Damn, is it really that time of the year? The time when you have to study? The time where all of your sleeping hasn't paid off? Why oh why do we have finals?

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